sterling chronicles

ok- so i have told you all that i would post some of the funny things that sterling says. so here are a few things that i have thought are cute & hilarious :) hope you enjoy!!!

1. one night we were driving to wendy's and all the sudden sterling started freaking out saying he won't eat there anymore. when asked why, he proceeded to tell me that he won't eat there anymore because wendy's thinks they are better than everyone...he got this because their new tag line is "it's way better than fast food- its wendys" he says it is not nice for them to say they are better than everyone, so he won't eat there....ha ha

2. my mom took him to target to buy some toys with his birthday money & he looked around the aisle then said to my mom, "nana, this is heaven!"

3. ok- this one is a little g-ross, but funny so i have to put it on here...ok- so a couple of months ago, we took sterling to the doctor because he was having sever stomach pains. we found out that he was constipated, so we had these little suppositiroies that we had to give him. well when i gave him the first one, i explained that he needed to keep it in so the medicine could help him. about 5 minutes after i gave it to him, i hear him say, "mom,help me! my poop is beating up my butt!"

ok- i know there are a few more, but i am misremembering them right now as sterling would say. it is amazing the words that kids make up!